Ich bin froh, dass ich mein Essen nicht selbst jagen muss. Ich wüsste garnicht wo Pizzas leben.

(Source: glueck-fuehlt-sich-anders-an)

swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

time-sponges:

dietchola:

the guy who played all of the oompa loompas in charlie and the chocolate factory is named deep roy

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deep roy

Deep roy the chocolate boy

oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

Black Moustache